Apologies for not being able to post as regularly as I’d have liked over the last week or so. To make amends, and to celebrate Gordon’s latest brilliant, courageous and far-sighted policy on the environment, I have written a poem recounting the rise and demise of David Cameron and his sham eco-credentials.
The depths the Tories sink to’s quite obscene.
Of their sly opportunism here’s proof:
Dave Cameron made out that he was green,
And did attach a windmill to his roof.
And to a glacier travelled on a sledge.
(I am assured it’s real and not a spoof.)
‘Vote Blue go Green’ he cynically did pledge.
And all the pliant media hacks did swallow it.
But then the Daily Mirror did allege
That Dave’s bike had a limousine to follow it.
With eco-folk this was a travesty for them
And they had to admit how crass and hollow it
Was. But then Gordon caused a lot of glee for them:
With plastic bags we'll have to pay a fee for them.
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