As my great hero and mentor Mr Quentin Davies MP now appears to be edging back to the Tories, I thought I’d write a poem about recent events:
They told us Gord was such a clever bleeder
And many an awesome policy would wield.
But at his final budget, his great deed? Er,
A tax hike which from the most poorest stealed,
And when concerns the PM failed to heed. A
Rebellion headed by the good Frank Field –
As ruthless, cunning, swift as Al Quieda –
Ensured this wretched tax law was repealed.
And Dave called Gord ‘a loser not a leader’,
And from that moment Gordon’s fate was sealed.
So who now can our desperate nation save?
I shout five times: ‘Tis Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave!
Bye, bye…
